Sonic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   Okay, I know I've said at the end of my last post that I would do a different one but me, being wackingly retarded......I forgot so now I'm going to post Sonic merchandise. WHAT?!!! I'm in my Sonic mood. I used to watch it all the time when I was younger on Saturday mornings. And I still love playing the Ultimate Flash Sonic game. Eh, enough about my life....time to show the Sonic stuff!

  

  Here is a Sonic keychain. I don't know for sure if this guy or hedgehog or bending unit (ha ha ha) is Shadow Hedgehog or you know his name!

Here is a display of Sonic nintendos, wallets ,etc. I like the blue ones with blue.......
duh..............

Here is a limited edition awesome rare......Oh, I'll just get on with it! This is a Excalibur Sonic action figure from the Sonic the Black Night toy series. I dont know if the Sonic Black Night thing was a video game or movie or TV series..... It is a very epic looking action figure. I know I said a long time ago in a galxy far far away.....no this is ont from my Star Wars post I'm going to post sooon....CRUD! Now you know one of my next posts! Anyways, when I did that breakfast post, I said life was great.......but now I'm wrong......life isnt fair because awesome people like me dont get the true toys that will make my life complete.....until ANOTHER  toy comes out!  Now I found the meaning of life: Toys and Sonic!

Here is an awesome Metal Sonic statue or action figure. My favorite toy character in the Sonic toy world is Metal Sonic! Robots rule! Even Bender!

I know this picture of Sonic bath games is retardingly  BIG but you can't see these pictures really well so I made them big.................they should've made all the rings yellow!

Here is a Sonic alarm clock. To make this clock look cool.... The people who made this could have made the arms of the clock Sonic's running legs and the middle the body.....MEH it's just an idea and I betcha someone's gonna steal it and take it and sell it at walmart to  some weirdo with his pants at his feet wearing a Smurf hat and Hello Kitty underpants!



 I said underpants! Not plush, even though it is adorable.....   :3

Here is a Sonic bookbag. If I could travel back in time to my early school years then heck yeah I would bring it to school,  but then there would be 2 problems. 1. Since this bag is so awesome I would just stare at it all day  no matter if I was locked into my locker and 2 This bag is too awesome to be ruined with textbooks!
 The only textbooks that would be in there would be my phone........(yes I know a phone is not a textbook you get it!)

Here are some Sonic small cups with straws. I really wish that I could get one of these. If I had one, I would still drink out of it like I'm 4.

Here is a Pop Sonic bobblehead. It's so adorable! My favorite character is Cream.....her bobblehead (if there is one) would look so adorable! Again, I can't seem to find one on the internet.....again, again........(again) life is just not fair! So unfair!

 Life isn't-It's good!
Why
Cause if there is Sonic, Pizza, Fred Fredburger, and comics- what a world!
A wonderful world- this reminds me of a song:

Guess what is the next post????
 Don't worry, I'm not gonna end this post! :) If I did, the world would explode!
 

Hey, I'm not done yet!
 

Here are some awesome Sonic sneakers. I think these shoes are custom made. They are awesome though..........I really don't know what to say about these because I'm speechless. They are THAT awesome! I want those! And also don't worry.......be happy because I'm not gonna say that life is unfair....I sang about that until the Fry meme interupted me. Don't worry...be happy....I won't sing this song like the sing fish and I know I don't want my viewers ears to bleed!!!!
  

Here is a Sonic kiddie ride. I'm not trying to be mean to this but Sonic can't ride a car, he is a lot faster than a car! But I know that wouldn't be a safe ride but it would be fun! Heck, they could make it a roller coaster. I think I've gone completely bonkers. So bonkers that I'm going to shut up about this picture and blah blah blah on the next picture of awesome Sonic merchandise.
  

Here are some adorable detailed well painted Sonic nails. I wonder how this person was able to make the rings.
    

Here are some blue Sonic headphones.
 And now I have saved the best Sonic piece of awesome merchandise for last..... a vintage merchandise game......................

I love those type of games where there is more than just a small boring plain flat board with cards and dice. This is my favorite picture for this post. This actually looks like a fun game to play. Unfortunately now this is a collectable. But whatever and it is fair. :)
 Next time will be Futurama or something else. Iono, it just depends on what geek mood I'm in. :)

Simpsons and DONUTS! :3

Hello little people of the internet! Today I shall show you merchandise of the famous cartoon The Simpsons and show you wacky donuts and donut stuff.
Enjoy!

Here is a Homer bobblehead. Homer is my favorite character on The Simpsons.

Well, some one has a big collection of The Simpsons character action figures. Every time I watch old episodes of The Simpsons, it makes me want to get out the action figures and make my own episodes of The Simpsons. My favorite one to use and imitate is Marge.

Here is a POP Bart Simpson bobblehead.

Here is a yellow Simpsons X BOX! IT HAS HOMER'S HEAD ON IT! WOW! LIKE I GIVE A........POOP. Unless there was such thing as a Simpsons toilet.

Well I'll be donuted.

Here is a Bart Simpson chalkboard lunchbox.
It says, "I will finish what I start." This is the treason why I think this is a lunchbox but I'm not sure.

Here is a very old vintage video game. The reason why I say it's old is because the graphics are kind of horrible and you can just tell if you have eyes, people!

Here is the Simpsons bedding with the characters heads with  a quote or speech bubble in each one fort the blanket and for the pillow is....I can't really tell but it's a pillow!

Here is the Simpsons clock. Homer moves his eyes back and forth like one of those Felix the Cat clocks. But you obviously know why his eyes are moving,right? RIGHT?

Here is a series (not cereal) of bobbleheads. I want the Homer-- HEY! I just saw the same one just a minute ago!(checks and scrolls back up) okay.....but it's still the same character.

Here is a display of Simpsons bobbleheads at a store. But I think the person who took this picture isn't really that smart only showing you about 2 or 3 different characters at the store where all you get to see is a million boxes of the same character!

Here is a Bart Simpson boxing glove kit. Now all the Simpsons fans know how Bart got so strong......in video games. (the Wii ones with the boxing to be specific)

Here is Simpsons character mug with all the characters on it. Try to find Homer in 0.5 seconds.....YOU LOST! I'm kidding Homer is right


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Here is a Homer at Moe's KOO KOO clock. I can absolutely relate to a koo koo clock. Because I'm koo koo for coco puffs! I'm kidding..... I'm koo koo for merchandise! KOO KOO FOR MERCHANDISE AND MY BLOG!

 Here is a Simpsons Couch Gag set. Here with the couch and the Simpsons family, you can make your own couch gags and NO I'm NOT selling these!!!!!!

Here is a Moe's Tavern talking cup. And you want to know how I know the cup "talks"? It has a speaker right there, Sherlock!

Bacon and Waffles Merchandise? :)

  You may be wondering this: what? There is such thing as breakfast merchandise? Well I'm going to tell you that the food that is on your plate in the morning at breakfast that the food has its own merchandise.
Enjoy!
Time for some bacon merchandise! BOOYAH! I'm kidding.... nope! YES! BACON! :D

       Here it is! Bacon bandages! When you are hurt and you need a bandage.....Bacon bandages always make it feel 100000000000000 times better than those regular old boring bandages!

Seriously.... I'm not one of those annoying advertizing spam salesmen you see in the mail, on your tv or computer.

ANYWHO! KIDS: DO NOT eat these bandages. When your throat hurts you think this might work but that's where you are wrong: eat bacon, not bacon bandages!

Here to your right is the right kind of beans, not the musical fruit kind, not that bad tasting kind or the kind with your work or cafeteria's mystery meat, no this has a great flavor with meat that you know what it is and it didn't come out of a possum's butt or the gas station toilet and it is no kind of fart burrito beans: it is bacon beans! I like the container mostly..... unfortunately the only container that is similar to this is a mustache..... now HOW RANDOM IS THAT?!?!?!?!?

Here is a bendable bacon action figure....I don't get why it is so angry or evil looking though. But I think he should be happy because he is a bacon action figure but if it was ever put in like some sort of daycare for infants or something like that I betcha he would immediately loose the smirk or smile after being chomped and chewed in toddlers' mouths/pieholes.... heck, you don't need to call the mouths pieholes... it would be most likely called BACONHOLES.... and you can also call fat bacon crazy people that too.

This bacon briefcase/ lunchbox would be perfect for any type of work, even cooking, dadmoms!

Here is a bacon alarm clock. I don't understand what the bacon does... I think it dances like it does when you take it fresh out of the fridge and put it into a frying pan or just a decoration. Bacon doesn't have to do much...No,  it doesn't have to do ANYTHING for people to like it and make a bunch of merchandise for it.

This little statement is very true. But I think bacon coke might be nasty.....and you want to know how this makes this drink nasty? I mean the bacon and coke part is good but the diet part just ruined the fattening delicious bacon part!

XD HAHAHA! So funny and true... let's just make sure that the temperature that day was 375 degrees!

Bacon earrings: Ladies: when you receive these, make sure you are wearing a bib or an old dress, make sure you are not wearing these on a hot day or else.... DON'T WEAR THESE IN PUBLIC ON A HOT DAY.... ESPECIALLY AROUND BACON PEOPLE, THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE BACON! I'm just kidding! Just don't get near pigs or else they will attack and get on airplanes and drop bombs on you.... and you don't want to know where they are from...............XD

Here is bacon toothpaste....I know they say you shouldn't swallow toothpaste but when bacon toothpaste is in your mouth...you just can't help yourself.........GULP!

These are bacon toothpicks! Yes, no more nasty wood tasting toothpicks at restaurants no more! You will enjoy having a toothpick in your mouth after meals like a boss!

Bacon balm! Bacon balm! Bacon balm!
Say it really fast and then it sounds like a song that you would hear if you were advertising bacon balm ads and really annoying spam!

Here is some cute bacon nails! Now here is an excuse for biting your nails! DA DUM DA! JUST KIDDING!

 And yes I know that was a horrible pun/joke or whateveryouwannacallitathingamajigger-thingy.

Here is a bacon phone cover....I really don't know what to talk about this one.........0-o

This is just super retarded about this bacon platter to put bacon on. Here is a play about this bacon platter:

Dumb person: Hey, this stupid bacon platter to put bacon on is soooo stupid and retarded!
The Bacon Man: What's wrong with it? It's bacon for Pete's sake!

Dumb Person: but when some one is eating off this platter couldn't they eat the platter and choke on it and die on accident?

(the dumb person's brother comes in, eats the bacon off the bacon platter than eats then eats the bacon platter that looks like actual bacon where it is only supposed to look like bacon, not really bacon and chokes on it and dies) -and wow did I say the word bacon a lot!
Dumb person: you will be hearing from my lawyers, Bacon man!
Bacon man punches dumb person and says: no one talks about bacon and insults and underestimates the power of the bacon side!

XD!

 Here is bacon pop. Man! Do I wish there could be such thing in the movie theatres.
SIGH.... But I'm not sharing any baconpop at my house with anyone when it is movie time!

Here are some bacon shoes. My favorite bacon shoes is the one on the right. the one above this statement is just....too cooked... heck, it doesn't look that much bacony any more!

Here is a bacon wallet. Yes, how lucky we are to have a bacon wallet to store all of our money and cards!

This is how I am when mom says, "We are having bacon for dinner as breakfast dinner and----"
Then I yell that on the top of my lungs, which is made out of bacon after smoking, not the BAD kind, the kind when I'm on fire after touching the frying pan with bacon cooking on it on the stove.

I think this cup should not have the egg on here...the bacon makes this cup great because any drink you put in this cup makes it tastes good. Bacon always makes anything in the universe better!

Well this gummy bacon doesn't make any sense....shouldn't the gummy bacon be bacon flavored...not strawberry. Or maybe the pig on the box is just too darn scared.

Here  is something that kids (and adults) can enjoy, an adorable bacon plush!


Now it's time for waffles, say goodbye, bacon plush!


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WAFFLES! Here is some waffle earrings. But I don't get it! There is more circle waffles more than square waffles in the world right?
WAFFLE GIRL: DON'T TALK ABOUT WAFFLES IN THAT TONE!
ME: WHO YOU TALKIN TO? Y U NO LET ME EAT WAFFLES FOR PETE SAKE!
WAFFLE GIRL: WHO'S PETE?
ME: FACE PALM!
WAFFLE GIRL: THERE IS SUCH THING AS FACE PALM TREES! HOPEFULLEY THEY ARE NOT AS UGLY AND RETARDED AS BACON!
(Bacon man comes in and beats up waffle girl)
Me: I COULD HAVE SWORN WE WERE DONE TALKING ABOUT BACON!
BACON MAN: IT'S WAFFLE TIME! YOU ARE RIGHT! THEN I SHOULD GET OUT OF HERE!

It's waffle time!

Here is a waffle maker, I have a Scooby Doo one.

Here are some more waffle earrings. This one is better because it looks more realistic. And there is butter on it, not butt, not ter, but butter!

I don't understand why this waffle is so happy. Hey, waffle Y U NO B HAPPY!

Sad waffle hat: Y U NO B HAPPY!











Now I understand why waffle is so sad! Mean little y u no meme! Y U  No B Nice?

Here is a RAINBOW WAFFLE?!?!?  WHAT IS THIS? MY LITTLE PONY? This is either a rainbow waffle or a unicorn puked on a waffle... actually this is a hippie puking. Unicorns leave glitter on their puke!

Here is some awesome Star Trek limited edition waffles! I want the Spock one!





WELL, THAT'S ALL FOLKS, NEXT TIME I WILL SHOW YOU THE SIMPSONS MERCHANDISE AND DONUTS!  -RAVEN SHADOWS