Just Kidding... Or am I!?!?
All right, enough nonsense. This new year that is coming up, 2014 for all those smart people........ I am now going to give a piece of my mind on some of the things I post on my blog. Because, you know, a blog usually has opinions and life stories.... but there is no way in HECK that I would post my life stories or else this will end up being a novel that is Cardboring!!!! By the way... when I mean give a piece of my mind to this blog, this is not a lobotomy, people......Blech!
Ok, I'm going to get down the buisness and let the seriousness begin to post the stuff and my stuff...
Let's continue. The merchandise that I'm going to show is going to be some of my favorite cartoon network shows from years ago. It is an EPIC way to start the new year. Most of these cartoons I'm going to show are cartoons that aren't in the air anymore. Most of these are very loved and missed cartoons. Heck, most of them were cancelled by cartoon network. The thing I can't stand about Cartoon Network now is thaat they are showing some of the stupidest cartoons in the history of dumbness! In fact, over the past few years, the people that make the shows for cartoon network created live action shows?!?!? Hence the name people! This ain't Mtv!!!!!!!!
Meh, enough waiting, people... time to FINALLY show the goodies of the best shows of Cartoon Network! (When the people were smart)
The first show that I'm going to show is something that can sort of (if you are a comic book nerd) to the Batman universe (ironic is it?!). So here it is: the best to go first: Teen Titans
And NO it is not Teen Titans Go! for all you dweebs*.
So to start the epicness.....
Boom! There's the EPICNESS!!!!!!!
Okay, I got a little carried away..........
Awkward!
The first thing to start at the top of the list is the thing that goes at the bottom ( of someone's feet, not their....*ahem*) I know, that was a bad joke, so bad that it could kill someone! Ha! Just kidding! These are some Teen Titans hi tops. (As if it wasn't so obvious!) I would kill to get these to replace my clown rainbow colored hi top shoes!
Not literally. I'm not going to kill anything or anyone! Gah! I always have a hard time saying that word! I know, these type of words are annoying! Even this meme is annoying!
>:(
Here is something great to go with this amazing post: Legos!!!! That simple. Everything is epic with legos........ except if they made a Dora the Explorer version. This is actually pretty creative whoever made these minifigs because I like the pieces for Robin and Raven. These two characters are my favorite. This is my opinion: I love the show to a bizillion piecces, but I can't stand Beast Boy. He maybe the comedy relief of the show, but he is not that great....... I like cyborg. He's cool. Starfire is meh.......... she was my number one favorite when I was younger but now my number one favorite DC Teen Titan girl has to be Raven. And Robin (Dick Grayson version) is awesome!!!!!!!! But my opinion on Teen Titans Go has so many censor marks that it isn't funny on how much I hate that show. They cancelled Green Lanturn for that?!?!?
Eh... moving on before I start talking on how much I love Green Lanturn and that I end up getting so worked up that I would end up turning into She-Hulk..........
Here are some cute Teen Titan dolls. This picture creeps me out because if you look at Cyborg (I know it is the light that is reflected in his eye) but it just looks creepy.... his face! But I'm not trying to be those annoying critics but the wrong part of this picture, (besides the zombie- looking Cyborg) is Raven. Raven is my favorite character, but her emotions and how she has to control them is that she shouldn't smile. I know thety wouldn't go THAT in detail in the show, but they have a couple of times..... or else her demon dad would take over her and destroy the Earth! Maybe if a person owns this doll and puts in on their shelf in their bedroom and while they are asleep in their My Little Pony beds (no I'm not a stalker) and in the middle of the night, Raven attacks after the frustrating day of dress up, being fed after midnight and then-- pop! Happy New Year! HA! and ends up riding Pinkie Pie for a few hours and then the next day----- hehehehe!
Speaking of Ponies..... here is some weird drawing of the Teen Titans My Little Ponienized... Hm. What a weird word....... I'm not a My Little Pony fan but here is a belated Christmas for all those Pony Geeks.
I don't want my opinion on this because this can get a little weird and disturbing.
Here are some Teen Titan heroclix. I'm a heroclix fan. I'm bored. Golly! What is up with me!?!?
It is time for me to move on with my life.....the most important thing in my life.... after this post.
MUST. FINISH. POST.
Here is a Teen Titan playset. I totally want this playset.......years ago! OK, I need to be a little bit more enthusiastic....... If only there was a Starbucks that would be next to the tower. The guns are pretty cool on here. Looks like someone who owns this played Teen Titans vs villains so much that the two top guns near the top of the tower are off.....there! I used my IMAGINATION!
Oh...............no. JUST NO! I'm tired of memes appearing on my blog! Oh well, I'm a small Spongebob fan and there will be a post on that stuff in the future.....not to be confused with Futurama!
And no I will not show the Spongebob Squidward "future meme"!
These are some Teen Titan character busts. It is cool how they unite to create the show logo on the back but why is Beast Boy holding a pizza? (As if I want to know.) Of course the coolest busts to get would be Starfire, Cyborg, and obviously Raven.
Since I'm a huge fan of Raven, I will first say that I'm such a huge fan of Raven that I collect comics of mainly about her, I own all of the Teen Titans series, and I was her for Halloween ,when I was younger, about three times in a row and I went to Comicon as her! (And Reapercon but that stinked!)
And I named my blog after her.
................
YAY!
Time to show Raven stuff!
Here are these very collectable Raven statues. Not to toot my own clarinet, but I own all three of these statues. The one in the middle, there is only 88 copies of that statue in the world! And for curious people, you may be wondering: what the heck is coming out of her cloak! And you are right because it is from heck!
No pun intended!
Here is a mighty beanz Raven. I do like owning stuff of Raven but this would not be on my list.........a Phoenix or Nightcrawler one would be neat! Let's see if the Nightcrawler one teleports instead of rolling around like a mighty beanz!
Here is my last really neat item to show you of Raven. I was going to show a barbie of Raven next but that would be so cliche but I hope that the Barbie company never make something like superhero Ken because he would need a Wonder Woman costume!
XD
Okay, I know I said I would show a lot of cartoons bashed together but that can be a lot of work and so now, I'm going to end this post to show you some more stuff some other time in this coming 2014 year!
Next time I'm showing either Batman stuff or something else.
*Remember that star near the word dweeb: It is time to learn the levels of nerdness:
Top-best
Bottom- not good
Ultra Nerd- you know a lot about a lot of comics, shows, sci-fi movies, you like to play D&D and proud to be a nerd!
Meh Nerd- usually introverted (not always) you are always glued to the computer, cartoons and comics is totally your life, you have a small problem with popularity but you have humble friends anyways!
Geek- you still need to learn more on your comics, sci-fi stars and movies, books, and some fantasy and is still figuring out how to play Warmachine or Warhammer 40,000, D&D, etc. but you are very eager to learn and is unsure to express your nerdness that is deep inside of you. I'm a geek.
Dweeb- you are mean to all nerds and geeks, you hate them with a passion, you can usually be known as very popular and a bully......and you are one of those nerd wannabes with the IMAX glasses.
So many people ask me if it is better to be a Nerd when you grow up and get a nerdy job (like work on computers or become a professor or teacher, etc.) or to have a Jock job (NFL or NBA athlete). The truth is to be a nerd because of the money: It will take Micheal Jordan to save all of his money he makes now for 270 years before he can match the amount of money Bill Gates (I'm not saying he is a nerd) in 1 day!
Eh, enough education hour and it is time to (sniff) end this post and start the new year. Happy 2014, everyone!
:)
